Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
