I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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