Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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