HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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