The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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