My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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