You're so nebulous sometimes
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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