We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
