I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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