Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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