we're chasing vodka with high fives
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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