Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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