I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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