so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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