i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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