I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
my liver is dry heaving
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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