College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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