they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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