I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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