the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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