fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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