Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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