Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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