oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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