is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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