I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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