Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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