What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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