sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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