he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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