The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
