All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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