i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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