It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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