so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize