AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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