Dude my mom stole all your condoms
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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