He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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