Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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