theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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