I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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