im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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