If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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