I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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