As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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