wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
you never un-have a 4some
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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