Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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