but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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