I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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