I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
