im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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