thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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