Got a toothbrush?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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