she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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