Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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