The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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