you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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