I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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