I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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