she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Sorry my hands just texted you
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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